Humpity Dumpity
Alice in Wonderland
Fell down a rabbit hole
Chasing a hare
Met with the Cheshire Cat
Who vanished just like that,
Unceremonious
Into thin air

Dumpity Humpity
Alice in Wonderland
Met Humpty Dumpty
Who sat on a wall
Master of words
And a mangler of meaning,
An antelapsarian
Before the fall 

Humpity Dumpity
Alice in Wonderland
Went to a tea party
With the March Hare,
Saw the Mad Hatter
Whose curious chatter she
Uncomprehendingly
Met with a stare